about me
a photo of the webmaster in red flannel and sunglasses 37 sagittarius usa est
genderfluid they/he/she
pansexual demiromantic
INFP-T Native English-Speaker
author2host [at] gmail.com

Hello, I'm Key! Or at least that's what I go by online. I'm a big ol' dork with too much time on my hands who mostly just wants to make people smile. I draw a a 'prep' doll rendition of the webmasterlittle, game a little, and I love building websites, though I never got very good at that either, lol.

Sometimes I make videos for my YouTube channels—mostly fan stuff on the primary channel, and the secondary channel is my channel for my invertebrate hobby—I raise sea monkeys (brine shrimp) and isopods and hopefully more in the future! I also dabble in terrarium-building, scrapbook, and collect a bunch of stuff (plushies, hedgehogs, rainbows, little vials with keepsakes inside, stationary...).

a collection of varied plants Plant Friend a collection of varied plants

"Key is aggressively precious." —my friend Aaraneus
my current Gaia avatar a timelapse of my Gaia avatars through the years
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To the left, my current avatar.

To the right, a timelapse of all my avatars since I joined in 2006!
a photo of my Lordi tattoo favorites

color: teal/turquoise

foods: avocados, cheez-its, chili dogs, chocolate, mashed potatoes, spaghettios, tomatoes

drinks: green tea

animals: brine shrimp, cats, hedgehogs, isopods, millipedes, rabbits, thylacines, turtles

books: "Under Alien Stars" by Pamela F. Service
         "The Minotaur Takes a Cigarette Break" by
               Steven Sherill
          The "Poirot" mysteries by Agatha Christie
         "The Cat Who..." series by Lilian Jackson

movies: Deadpool, Despicable Me, Kubo and the Two Strings, Megamind, Popeye, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

tv shows: Invader Zim, Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series, Star Trek, The Orville, The Umbrella Academy

youtube: Angry Video Game Nerd, CaptainSparklez, Game Grumps, Glove & Boots, Jacksepticeye, Markiplier, Nostalgia Critic, Thomas Sanders

anime: .hack//SIGN, Cowboy Bebop, Seraph of the End, Space Dandy, The Promised Neverland

music: Billie Eilish, JT Machinima, The Living Tombstone, NateWantsToBattle, Ninja Sex Party, Peter Gabriel, Starbomb, TryHardNinja

games: Don't Starve Together, Five Nights at Freddy's, Minecraft, Oxygen Not Included, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Sims 4, Undertale/Deltarune

other: air plants, blogging, developing original characters, drawing, invertebrates, isopods, mosses, photography, pixel art, sea monkeys, succulents, role-play gaming, terrariums, twitch, video editing, web design, writing, youtube
an ipod flashing throught the different colors it was available in faves playlist
Warning: VERY LOUD!
Also, some songs contain explicit content.
an ipod flashing throught the different colors it was available in
quiz results & widgets:

I am 160 centimeters tall.
This makes me taller than 1.9% of men and 29% of women.

My results for Gender Axis, Personality Axis, Lifestyle Axis, and Political Axis I'm casually masculine.

I'm androgynous. My autism spectrum symptoms are moderate.

I write like
Agatha Christie
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What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Midland
"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.
The West
North Central
The Inland North
The South
The Northeast

Pride:Very Low
Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz

You were born during a Third Quarter moon
This phase occurs in the middle of the moon's waning phases, after the full moon and before the new moon.

- what it says about you -
You like to make up your own mind. You may find it hard to relate to mainstream opinions on issues, and you definitely don't always like what's popular. You can work out solutions and give birth to big ideas when left to yourself, and other people will be impressed with your conclusions even if they're not sure how you arrived at them.
What phase was the moon at on your birthday? Find out at Spacefem.com

You Are A: Lamb!
lambPeaceful and gentle, lambs have been used in religious imagery for millennia. Lambs are baby sheep, an animal tended by shephards since the dawn of history. As a lamb, you tend to stay together in a flock and graze on grassy land. Lambs don't mind being led and tend not to go off on their own.
You were almost a: Bear Cub or a Pony
You are least like a: Mouse or a MonkeyWhat Cute Animal Are You?
Key's Dewey Decimal Section:
013 [Unassigned]

000 Computer Science, Information & General Works

Encyclopedias, magazines, journals and books with quotations.

What it says about you:
You are very informative and up to date. You're working on living in the here and now, not the past. You go through a lot of changes. When you make a decision you can be very sure of yourself, maybe even stubborn, but your friends appreciate your honesty and resolve.
Find your Dewey Decimal Section at Spacefem.com

you are mediumauqamarine
Your dominant hues are cyan and green. Although you definately strive to be logical you care about people and know there's a time and place for thinking emotionally. Your head rules most things but your heart rules others, and getting them to meet in the middle takes a lot of your energy some days.

Your saturation level is medium - You're not the most decisive go-getter, but you can get a job done when it's required of you. You probably don't think the world can change for you and don't want to spend too much effort trying to force it.

Your outlook on life is brighter than most people's. You like the idea of influencing things for the better and find hope in situations where others might give up. You're not exactly a bouncy sunshine but things in your world generally look up.
the spacefem.com html color quiz

Which abandoned Neopet are you? I wasn't abandoned, I walked away (and did not stumble!) My mertail is medium indigo!


I am Autumn! My body is worth $3295!

I am a Vampire! I am an Autumn Fairy!

I am Rainbow Brite! I am american cheese!

I am Treecko! I am a classic teddy bear!

I am the Crispy M&M! I'm a tulip!

I'm the color yellow! I'm Bubbles!

I'm a neutral sheep! I'm Alice (in Wonderland)!

I'm a yellow VW Beetle! I'm a wannabe devil!

I'm Raspberry Ice Cream! My dominant element is fire!

The magical technique that suits me best is Item Enchanting! I'm a water nymph!

I'm a spooky ghost! I'm Bella from Beauty & The Beast! I am a neutral Japanese Fan!

I am Sailor Mercury! I am apple pie!

I am 81-100% Internet Geek! I am London! I am The Chariot tarot card!

I'm a Common Toad! I am Ariel!

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